Google "man's best friend" and the first hat pops up is dog obedience training. Now Google "woman's best friend". No, sorry to burst your bubble, it's not a company that wants to sell you sex toys....it's fertility cleansing dietary supplements. Yeah, that's actually a thing.
You can also find a MONSTER-SIZED version of this on my Patreon.
Original Sketch by Rage Grenade
Edits and Colors by Phillipthe2