Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Revamp

Several months ago I mentioned (and polled) about revamping / stream-lining this blog.  Without boring you folks with the details...  Firstly, I'm going to gradually do away with the adult artwork and photography blogs and simply place everything here.  The blogs will still be there (for the sake of all the re-posters and linkers), but you won't see anything new there and they'll gradually be phased out.  Secondly, I'll eventually get around to the aesthetics, but I can't give you any definite time frame.

So, without further ado....

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

400k

Yep, another month, another milestone...400,000 views.

In other news, it would seem there's been a small rash of individuals being banned from (clears nasal passages of mucus) deviantART in recent weeks for seemingly idiotic reasons.  What I (and most of the population of the planet) would view as innocent / non-adult pictorials, DA views as....well, who gives a shit what they think of them.

I dunno, would you put any faith in and/or send money to a company whose only known physical business address is a mail drop box in a strip mall on Hollywood Boulevard situated between an massage parlor and a cigar shop?  Likewise, would you trust a company that the Better Business Bureau gives a "Not Rated" status and yields "two out of five stars" in customer reviews?  Nope, I sure as hell wouldn't.

I'm sure it's completely coincidental, but DA's mailing address is across the street from the Hollywood Church of Scientology.  Then again, that would explain a lot.

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Awesome-ish

Spawning from shear, unadulterated boredom....a little fun with the old "Awesome Face".

Firstly, a little "artistic nude" for deviantART.  Go wander around DA's photography / people & portraits / artistic nude section for a little while.  How exactly does something like this or this qualify?  Nude, certainly.  Artistic, hardly.  Amateur porn, definitely!  Just because you have the ability to get naked and press the shutter button doesn't magically turn you into an artist.



Secondly, who wouldn't wanna have a huge Awesome Face Hitler?  Amaze your friends with your band-width-killing awesomeness while posting to various forums!


Edit - The "Fella" one obviously wouldn't fit DA conformity standards, but it would seem that it doesn't meet Rule 34 standards either.  How queer

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Unexplained Aerial Phenomenon

So, your flying along in your multi-million dollar fighter jet when you happen upon an Unexplained Aerial Phenomenon.  Oh, not to worry young fighter jock, no Ruskies or invading Martian hordes here...it's just a female version of Rocky the Flying Squirrel.  No need to fire off a couple of.....UH-OH! 

Splash one Glaucomys sabrinus.

Original Sketch by Taral Wayne
Inks by Phillipthe2

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Forgot My Pencil

"I've got it bad, got it bad, got it bad, I'm hot for teacher!" 
                                                 David Lee Roth - 1984

Original Art by LordSantiago
Re-Color and Edits by Phillipthe2

Friday, March 4, 2011

A Little Slow

“Hi, Lloyd. Little slow tonight, isn’t it?" ~ The Shining (1980)