Everybody has seen a couple of dogs hook up...and just can't seem to get apart. Unlike cats (and contrary to popular belief), dogs do not have barbs on their penis...instead they have what is known as a "Bulbus Glandis". Essentially it's a muscle structure that swells up immediately upon penetration and can last as long as an hour in domesticated dogs, though usually less. Don't say you didn't learn anything today boys and girls.
Ohhh, what's a girl to do with the rest of her day?
Dagwood, for obvious reasons, is running especially late for work today. The Milkman came early and Mr Beasley (the mailman) has already made his rounds, but there's always the never-ending parade of door-to-door salesman throughout the day. Maybe Tootsie can come over for a cup of coffee and a little "gossiping" later?