Gentlemen, I strongly suggest you delay sending those ransom demands a
bit. Ann’s been around the block a few times, so I don’t forsee any Stockholm syndrome in her near future….and she doesn’t seem like an unwilling participant either. :D
Side note: With exception to this old thing, this is probably the most “sauce cover” piece I’ve ever done.
All of the big ticket items have been auctioned off, leaving poor little
Joss. Maybe she’ll get lucky and there’ll be a last second phone-in
I wonder what it’s like to have sex with nine-foot-tall, green-skinned,
warrior woman from the planet Lorwardia who speaks in the third person
all of the time? Well, I have a feeling Monique is about to find out.
Part 1 Mind control collars, GPS ankle monitors, and a fine ass selection of bitches. Yeah, old Doc Drakken is steppin' up his game. Let the bidding begin!
Part 2 Poor lil' Bon-Bon. Shego's gonna make her the life of the party...and not a damn thing she can do about it. And yes, there is an Eiffel Tower in Paris, Texas...and in Paris, Tennessee for that matter.
Part 3 So, the backstory with Adrena Lynn (in a nut shell) is that she was a TV action star who specialized in extreme stunts, but was faking them...and was out'd by Kimmy. No pun intended. She was originally supposed to be a major villainess (outrivaled only by Shego) throughtout the series, but proved unpopular with audiences...and down-right annoying if you ask me. She only had one appearance in the first season...and a cameo in the last episode.