Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Vengeance

"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee. "
Jules Winnfield, Excerpt from Ezekiel 25:17

Sketch and Inks by papawaff
Colors by Phillipthe2

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Aaaannndd...We're Done

Do I really need to add any commentary here?  Then again, I am suddenly reminded of Baba Looey: "Hey Queeks Draw!"

Original Art by BatoTheCyborg
Edits by Phillipthe2

Friday, July 22, 2011

For Great Justice

You have no chance to survive make your time....


Ten years has passed since I first saw this old meme on SomethingAwful forums...and to be quite honest, I'd completely forgotten about it after it's hay-day ended some time in 2003.  This afternoon however,  I was driving home from work with the top off the Jeep and I got stuck at the same damned, slow-ass traffic light underneath a highway overpass that's gotten me a few thousand times over the past six or seven years.  Feeling the same sense of exasperation I do every other time (the other half is a sense of rage), I closed my eyes and leaned my head back against the headrest.

When I opened my eyes I expected to see the same old grimy concrete, John Deere green-painted beams, and that damned traffic light...mocking me.  Maybe I'll get lucky and see a nice chunk of crumbling concrete infrastructure, just before it hits me in the face...then sue the DOT and never have to make this god awful commute, ever again.  Instead, there it was, freshly spray painted in all of  it's graffiti-ese glory: All Your Base Are Belong To Us.

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Sound of Silence

In other news, I got up at five this morning for the sole purpose of listening to the double sonic booms that accompany the Space Shuttle landing over at the Cape....one last time.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Pull To Start

Somehow I don't think Kimmie really appreciates the "pull-start" method.  Damnit Shego....that ain't no chainsaw you're crankin' up!

Original Art by Jeezits
Inks and Colors by Phillipthe2

Saturday, July 16, 2011

What's My Motivation Here?

Occassionally (rarely) I come to a juncture where I have to ask myself, "What's my motivation here?"  Yeah, I know....that's a little cliche, but sometimes even I lose all interest in a pic.  Normally they simply sit dormant in my "wanna color" desktop folder until I can unearth some motivation and complete them, but this one's been sitting in said folder decomposing for roughly two years now.  It's "fresh before" date has long since expired.

Look familiar?  Yeah, it should...usually you'll see a variant (edited) version with Shego and an "extra long" Ron.

Original Sketch by The Shady
Inks and Colors by Phillipthe2

On that note, here's a copy of the semi-finished inks.  They're a little rough, but maybe somebody can put it to good use:

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Shego x Drakken

Nothin' really to say about this one...just bullshittin' around.

Original Art by Drawn-Hentai
Edits by Phillipthe2

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Kim x Buffy

To dispel any rumors to the contrary, I was never a fan of Buffy the Vampire Slayer...the movie nor the series.  Likewise, you can probably thank Buffy (what with all the bloodsucker love triangles) for the present-day shiny / glittery vampire love triangles.  Thanks Buffy, thanks a lot.  Call me old school if you like, but I still prefer my Nosferatu Bela Lugosi style.

On the other hand, cheerleader love triangles = win!

Original Art by rsj
Inks and Colors by Phillipthe2

Monday, July 11, 2011

Rest In Pieces

A little fun with photoshop....at Rule34.paheal's expense.

The most recent update on their blog said it'll be up and running 48 hour from now, but.....I ain't holdin' my breath.

Edit: It's up and running....kinda.




Sunday, July 10, 2011

No Social Call

For as much as I would love to see a Shego / KP pajama party, I'm guessin' she hasn't stopped by for a sleepover or the like.  Sorry Princess, this ain't no social call...

This one is also on (insert derogatory remark here) deviantART for AtomicTiki's "Coloring Corner".

Original Inks by AtomicTiki
Colors by Phillipthe2

Monday, July 4, 2011

I Hate Mannequins

And now, a public service announcement brought to you by the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission.  If you really love illegal fireworks....and really hate mannequins....this is the video for you:


This low-budget, slightly paranoid video was produced to illustrate the many ways that fireworks can go wrong: A seemingly harmless sparkler sets your clothing on fire; an M-80 blows up your head. But when these dangers are repeatedly demonstrated on hapless mannequins (and the occasional hapless watermelon), the safety lesson becomes comedic — all that’s missing is the 1812 Overture:

Happy 4th of July!

Sunday, July 3, 2011

Bedroom Eyes

This was originally a standard stripper pole pic by Badassk9 (now known as Cartoongirls) from several years back.  Add a little anatomy correction, a new background, a cuter expression, and....VoilĂ !  Kimmie makin' the bedroom eyes.

Original Art by Cartoongirls
Edits by Phillipthe2