Sunday, December 29, 2013

Brandy Harrington

 "Ooh, I'm Gonna Get You Rabbit!", is Brandy Harrington's catchphrase.  Ehhh, sorry Brandy....not so much this time around.  Then again, on average, rabbits only go at it for about 20 to 40 seconds...wham, bam, thank you ma'am...so it's only a momentary inconvenience for the poor, naked puppy.

Also available in a shitty, edited for deviantART version.

Original Sketch by Shon Howell
Colors by Phillipthe2

Sunday, December 22, 2013

Merry Chistmas

Merry Christmas, Fröhliche Weihnachten, Feliz Navidad, Joyeux Noel, Kurisumasu Omedeto, Pozdrevlyayu s prazdnikom Rozhdestva is Novim Godom, Buone Feste Natalizie, Glædelig Jul, Hyvaa joulua, God Jul, Schöni Wienachte, Sung Tan Chuk Ha, Mele Kalikimaka, and Happy Holidays from the G-Man.

Original Art by Gagala 

...and a little Holiday Cheer from yours truly. 


Original Art by Tapdon
Edits by Phillipthe2 

Thursday, December 5, 2013

Cats Don't Dance

Minimal promotional merchandise, little if any advertising, one (shitty at best) theatrical trailer, the lead character was voiced by one of the Star Trek captains, and all the while released during the merger of two major media outlets.  Yep, that was the recipe for disaster that was 1997's Cats Don't Dance.


Original Sketch by Grim / TheFuckingDevil
Colors by Phillipthe2

Monday, December 2, 2013

Gift Art

A little gift art from the G-man.  Thanks, bro!

Original Art by Gagala

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

You're Doing It...Right

"You're doing it wrong!", said Joss.  Oh no, little girl...no, no, no...she's doing everything right!

Considering it's winter (in the northern hemisphere), this isn't the typical summertime piece you're use to seeing from Gagala.  Apparently he was a little bored recently, realized he hadn't done an animation in quite a while, and started playing around with some older work files he had laying around.

Original Art by Gagala
Text Recommendation by Phillipthe2

Monday, November 25, 2013

Brian Griffin - RIP

Why, Seth...WHHHYYY!?!

Quagmire?  I'm good with that.  Evil Monkey?  Sure, why not.  Meg?  Hasta la vista, baby!  But, Brian...consummate straight man, voice of reason, and all around martini-swillin' chick magnet?

Aw well, here's a few of him....in happier times.



Bonnie - Work Files

A coupla work files from the G-man's Bonnie at Club Banana piece....and ohhh, how I love the reverse views!


Original Art by Gagala

Sunday, November 24, 2013

Handful

Just a stupid little time killer edit / breast reduction I did quite a few months back.

 "If it's more than a handful, it's a waste."

...and whomever said that needs to be taken out back and flogged with a silicone breast implant.

Original Art by Lisa M. Hayes
Edits by Phillipthe2

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Drew Saturday - Alt Version

Just wanted to see what Hackman's commish would look like with colored lines and something other than those (on-model) black eyes.  I've seen a few versions of her with brown eyes, but never in blue.  It's not that I'm bias or anything...I am a fair-haired, honky, blue-eyed devil after all.

Original Art by Hackman
Commissioned and Edited by Phillipthe2

Thursday, November 14, 2013

Your Weekly Moment of Zen

The stuff that gamer dreams are made of....



Not So Dirty-er Pair

Just a tad late for Halloween...and not my best work...and why exactly does Kimmie appear to have a baby-bump?

 Ehhh, wha' can yuh do?

Original Art by CallMePo
Edits by Phillipthe2

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Skynet Wins

Roughly based upon a fanfic idea I had five or six years ago where Doc Drakken's super-computer becomes self-aware and takes control of...everything...including his newly invented (and highly anatomically adaptive) "Kim-Bots".  It wasn't based on any particular episode...and the Terminator schtick was a little too obvious...so the story died before it even developed into a rough draft.

Skynet wins again.

Original Art by Gagala
Edits by Phillipthe2

Then again, if any fic'ers out there would care to take a stab at it, feel free....just show me a lil' love in the credits.

Monday, November 11, 2013

Self-Destructive Behavior

 Kim, for unknown reasons, engaging in a little self-destructive behavior.

...or self-indulgence, if you swing that way.
 
Original Sketch by Grim / TheFuckingDevil
Colors by Phillipthe2

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

Percussion Instruments


Remember, remember the Fifth of November,
The Gunpowder Treason and Plot,
I know of no reason
Why the Gunpowder Treason
Should ever be forgot.
Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes, t'was his intent
To blow up the King and Parli'ment.
Three-score barrels of powder below
To prove old England's overthrow;
By God's providence he was catch'd
With a dark lantern and burning match.
Holla boys, Holla boys, let the bells ring.
Holloa boys, holloa boys, God save the King!
And what should we do with him? Burn him!


Thursday, October 31, 2013

Drew Saturday

As promised, a little commission I received from Hackman of the extremely sexy, highly under-rated, and often over-looked Drew Saturday.  Hell, the Secret Saturdays ended in 2010, but I didn't start watching it until a few months ago.  What the hell was I thinking?!?

Now, normally (on the rare occasions I actually do commish a piece) I just get sketches and color them myself, but I really dig Hack's simplified coloring style.

Original Art by Hackman
Commissioned by Phillipthe2

Tuesday, October 29, 2013

All Hallows Eve

So, here I sat, meaning to email Gagala to see how life in general was going, having not talked to him in quite some time (and having completely forgotten about his usual Halloween piece), when this arrived in my inbox this evening....

Original Art by Gagala

As for life in general on my end, I've got a number of things in the works....another mish-mash of the G-Man's stuff that's sure to please (though, not Witches and Goblins related), not one but two commissions in the works by the likes of Roger Bacon and Hackman, and the usual assortment of odd-ball / sexy / nudie colorations.


Saturday, October 19, 2013

Playboy Bunny-ish


Today the term Playboy Bunny has become synonymous with any woman who has graced the pages of Playboy magazine, but not so in the 1960s.  Back then a Bunny was merely a (very well-trained) cocktail waitress in one of the 20 Playboy Clubs that opened before 1970.

In order to become a Playboy Bunny in 1960 women went through a careful audition process, underwent thorough screening, and extremely strict training.  Bunnies were required to know 143 different brands of liquor and 20 separate garnishes for said liquor and mixed drinks.  They had to master various maneuvers such as the "Bunny Stance", "Bunny Perch", and the "Bunny Dip".  By and large, dating or mingling with customers was strictly verboten.  All the while, strict regulations as to their appearance (and all of the previously mentioned) were enforced by Playboy Club employees in the guise of patrons...Bunnies in violation would either be given demerits or fired on the spot.

Only one out of every two to three thousand applicants went on to become Bunnies....those who made the cut would often earn 10 to 15 time that of the average cocktail waitress of the era.  Only a small number of waitresses (less than 1%) went on to pose for the actual magazine.


This one is also on deviantART for AtomicTiki's 2013 Bunny Girl Jam.

Original Sketch by Grim / TheFuckingDevil
Colors by Phillipthe2

Friday, October 18, 2013

1.3 Million

Another month, another coupla milestones....1.3 Million pageviews here on ye olde blog, just shy of 50k on deviantART, and recently becoming a "jewel in the rough" on WWOEC.

....and I have no one to thank but all you pervs out there.

Original Sketch by Alex Hiro
Colors by Phillipthe2

Thursday, October 10, 2013

Shaka

The "Shaka" or "Hang Loose" gesture is known pretty much worldwide and often associated with Hawaii and surf culture.  The origins of the gesture are subject to debate, ranging from pre-history China to 17th century Italy, but the most widely accepted version comes from Hamana Kalili (1882-1958) of La'ie, Hawaii.

As the story goes, Hamana was working on a sugar plantation on Oahu as a young man when he accidentally severed all three of his middle fingers, leaving only the thumb and pinkie.  Unable to work in the fields, he was put to work as a conductor guarding the sugar trains bound for Honolulu.  Children being, well, children would tease him and began imitating his 'all clear' wave to the train engineer.  In later life, Hamana became a legendary fisherman and would often be seen giving his two-fingered wave to passersby.

American Sailors in the late 1940's and Haole (white people from the mainland U.S.) surfers in the 1960's began to adopt the gesture.....and the rest is history.

Original Sketch by Eddie Holly
Original Commission by DarkVigilante
Colors by Phillipthe2

Sunday, October 6, 2013

Lois Griffin

Never really been and big fan of the sauce-filled, stuffed-to-the-max pics...doesn't leave a whole hell of a lot to the imagination.  I do occasionally make exceptions.

I wasn't really sure what to do with this one.  There wasn't a heck of a lot of detail to the seemingly anonymous guys, so....I dunno.  Ghost sex?  Dream sequence?  Maybe the over-active imagination of a domestic goddess while the kiddies are at school and hubby's at work?

Original Sketch by Alex Hiro
Colors by Phillipthe2

Friday, October 4, 2013

Your Weekly Moment of Zen

Semi-professional reel from Xav, one of my favorite (non-34) pin-up artists...

Saturday, September 28, 2013

Peter, Who?

Everybody has seen a couple of dogs hook up...and just can't seem to get apart.  Unlike cats (and contrary to popular belief), dogs do not have barbs on their penis...instead they have what is known as a "Bulbus Glandis".  Essentially it's a muscle structure that swells up immediately upon penetration and can last as long as an hour in domesticated dogs, though usually less.  Don't say you didn't learn anything today boys and girls.

...and then Peter comes home from work early.

Original Art by Yaroze
Edits by BadBrains
Re-Edits by Phillipthe2

Roughly based upon this scene...

Friday, September 27, 2013

Sexting - Ver 2

Yep, not unlike the the previous version, still not the same as the real thing in my book too.

Original Sketch by Jab
Colors by Phillipthe2

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Aye Aye Cap'n - Updated

Slightly modified version of the original...it's all in the eyes.  It's taken me nearly two years to realize that her pupils are, in fact, not round.

I'm a little slow on the uptake like that.

Original Sketch by Roary
Colors by Phillipthe2

Sunday, September 1, 2013

Blondie

 Ohhh, what's a girl to do with the rest of her day?

Dagwood, for obvious reasons, is running especially late for work today.  The Milkman came early and Mr Beasley (the mailman) has already made his rounds, but there's always the never-ending parade of door-to-door salesman throughout the day.  Maybe Tootsie can come over for a cup of coffee and a little "gossiping" later?

Original Sketch by Roger Bacon
Commission and Colors by Phillipthe2

Saturday, August 24, 2013

Born from Insomnia

Add two parts of insomnia to one part of boredom, add a pinch of lethargy, stir in some apathy, and....voilà!

Original Art by BatoTheCyborg
Edits by Phillipthe2

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Your Weekly Moment of Zen

Yep, that's one lucky bullet.


Saturday, August 17, 2013

Minerva Mink III

 Believe it or not: Minerva's initial design had her naked, similar to Slappy Squirrel (but without the hat), and was originally called "Marilyn Mink" due to her similarity to Marilyn Monroe.  Warner Bros management however, felt that both the name and lack of clothing were inappropriate for family viewing.

Fuckin' management.

Original Sketch by Mech2159
Colors by Phillipthe2

Meet the Flintstones

"I swear Officer, we were just looking for change to feed the meter!"

Original Sketch by Alex Hiro
Colors by Phillipthe2

  Alternate titles: "Full-Service" or "When Chinese Fire Drills Go Wrong"

Friday, August 16, 2013

Lady Needs a Necklace

I don't purchase artwork very often, very rarely in fact, but some just jump out at you (no pun intended).  Ralphieboy has been on my deviantART watch list for, well, years now and consistently produces some really quality work.  Now however, he has gotten to the point where he's just got too many drawings laying around....he's now offering dozens of quality pencil-work like this (as well as color pieces) at dirt cheap prices.

Original Sketch by Ralphieboy

It's graphite pencil on 9x12 white bristol and is going to a framer next week.  The yellow appearance is just due to lack of a flash.

...and no, sorry, I won't be coloring this.  I love it as-is.

Sunday, August 11, 2013

Candace Flynn

"Moooom!!  Phineas and Ferb made my boobs....uhhh, sorry Mom...nevermind!"

Original Sketch by Samson00
Colors by Phillipthe2

Also available in censored for deviantART version.

Thursday, August 8, 2013

Sexting

Yeah, so not like the real thing in my book too.  Just bring your ass over if you want it so bad.

Original Sketch by Jab
Colors by Phillipthe2

Tuesday, August 6, 2013

Oil'er Up - Alt Version

Requested nudie version of the previous Peg one.  Enjoy. 

Original Sketch by Linno
Commissioned by DarkVigilante
Colors by Phillipthe2

Saturday, August 3, 2013

Linda Flynn-Fletcher

 "MOOOOM!  Phineas and Ferb are making a porno!", exclaimed Candace accusingly.
"I know, Candace...I know", replied Linda.

I was going to do the full background version of this one, but...yeah...I'm a lazy bastard.

Original Sketch by Hella Hella Style
Colors by Phillipthe2

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Bunny Time

 Mmmmm, bunnies....and it's way past Easter.

Another awesome work file (feat. Crystal) from the G-Man's "The Tale of Kiki Possible".

Original Art by Gagala

Sunday, July 28, 2013

Oil'er Up

Fill'er up, check her undercarriage, and pull my dip stick....she's about a quart low.

Original Sketch by Linno
Commissioned by DarkVigilante
Colors by Phillipthe2

Saturday, July 27, 2013

Peg

To quote the original artist: "Undeniably headstrong, and equipped with a can that would make even J-Lo blush....a classic, curvaceous member of the Goof Troop roster, who truly puts the "Spoon" in Spoonerville."

Yeah, I'd say that sums her up quite nicely.

Original Sketch by Muffin Tin
Requested Colors by DarkVigilante
Colors by Phillipthe2

Thursday, July 25, 2013

Random Acts of Photography

 A little site-seeing on the way to a funeral last week.

The USS Alabama (BB-60) saw service in the Pacific theater during WWII, decommissioned in1947, is on display at Battleship Memorial Park in Mobile, Alabama since 1964.  She did not lose a single man and never incurred any damage due to enemy action, thus earning it the nickname the "Lucky A".


Back on the '70s my Grandfather was one of the chief designers in a major civil engineering company based in Mobile.  If you've ever driven down I-10 in Mobile and gone through the George Wallace Tunnel...yeah, he designed that.  After the tunnels construction one of his jobs was to do routine inspections of it's inner workings.  Unheard of in this ("safety Nazi") day and age, he'd often take me along with him.  Believe you me, there's a lot more to it than just a what you see...while whizzing through it at 60mph.

At any rate, Grandad was also friends with one of the USS Alabama's historian / curators...they worked for the same engineering company.  The typical tourist can only see so much of the old battle wagon and most of it's engineering spaces are off limits...unless you know the right people.  Grandad and I got several unrestricted / off-hour / guided tours back in the late '70s and early '80s.  Ever sat on the propeller shaft of a 680 foot long, 39,000 ton WWII era battleship?  I have.

Monday, July 15, 2013

Buggin' Me Out

No rhyme nor reason to it...just a little follow-up (of sorts) to the 1.2 million one...

CREEPIEST....THREE-WAY....EVER !!

Original Art by Tapdon
Edits by Phillipthe2

Sunday, July 14, 2013

MILFology 101 - Dexter's Mom

"Oh My God....my old school uniform still fits!"

Barely....

Original Sketch by Roger Bacon
Colors by Phillipthe2

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Summertime - Work File

Work file from the G-Man's latest Summertime piece.

Original Art by Gagala

Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Your Weekly Moment of Zen

I'm no gamer by any stretch of the imagination, but I know what I like...


Sunday, July 7, 2013

Random Acts of Photography

Just a couple of shots I took while on vacation last week.  It rained pretty much constantly the first two days until the typical summertime afternoon showers kicked in.  It infuriates the tourist at the theme parks to no end that it actually rains in "Sunny Florida", but...wait five or ten minutes.  Sure, it'll probably be hot and muggy for the remainder of the day, but that's what air conditioning is for.

A little stormy weather at the beach, especially on the West coast (the "left coast" as we refer to it), isn't necessarily a bad thing.  You get some relief from 90+ degree days (which we get for five months out of the year), some spectacular sunsets, and...if you're in the right place at the right time...you get a couple of souvenirs to take home.



Most of the sharks teeth you'll find along the eastern portion of the Gulf of Mexico are fingernail-size or smaller from Lemon and Sand sharks.  Larger one's like this, more than likely an extinct species of Mako, are fairly rare to find on shore.  Generally speaking, the larger the tooth, the harder it is for the currents and wave-action to push it ashore.  Diving or snorkeling just off shore can yield some real monsters (literally)...palm-sized and larger teeth from long-extinct species such as the Megalodon.

Summertime Photo

Lilo, ever the shutterbug, has a thing for taping random photos she's taken to the walls of her bedroom.

Nani's gonna burn it if she ever finds it....and tear the house apart looking for the negatives.

Original Art by Gagala
Edits by Phillipthe2

Saturday, July 6, 2013

Maddie Fenton

Ah, so that's what happened to my see-through shower curtain...

Original Sketch by Garabatoz
Colors by Phillipthe2