Monday, January 27, 2014

1.4 Million

A little something I commish'd from Roger Bacon many moons ago...and haven't gotten around to coloring.

Just my way of saying thanks to all you perverts out there for the 1.4 Million pageviews on this here blog type thing.

Original Sketch by Roger Bacon
Commissioned by Phillipthe2

Saint Lois - Part 5

 To quote Admiral Ackbar: "IT'S A TRAP!"

The correct answer sends you to the chiropractor after twisting yourself into odd positions all night while in the throws of passionate love-making.  The incorrect answer sends you to the chiropractor after twisting yourself into odd positions all night while sleeping on the couch.

Original Sketch by Rage Grenade
Colors by Phillipthe2

Friday, January 24, 2014

Mulligan?

Oops, sorry Princess...no mulligan for you.  Looks like you're gonna have to take a couple of penalty strokes.  Now, makes sure you grip that shaft tight...and drive that ball straight to the hole.

Original Art by Playful Hunnies
Edits by Phillipthe2

Pffft...heh.  Golf euphemisms.  :P

Sunday, January 19, 2014

Moonlighting

What, you think all those flying cars, robot maids, and automatic meal machines are gonna pay for themselves?  Hell, George only has a 9-hour work week....literally....three hours a day, three days a week, pushin' a single button between (frequently interrupted) naps.

Somebody's gotta make that bank!

Original Art by Playful Hunnies
Edits by Phillipthe2

Sunday, January 12, 2014

Milfology 101 - Drew Saturday

"Study hard and you will be rewarded." ~ Prof. Dolores Umbridge

Original Sketch by Roger Bacon
Commissioned and Colors by Phillipthe2

Wednesday, January 8, 2014

Sunday, January 5, 2014

Bonding Moment

Kim and Ann sharing a little private bonding moment.  What's that old expression: The family that plays together stays together?  I doubt very seriously this is what ad-writer Al Scalpone had in mind when he coined a similar phrase for the Family Rosary Crusade back in the '40s....that would be, "The family that prays together stays together."

At any rate, I originally got this as a single line art commission from Pervy Angel, but he liked it so much he also did a safe-for-DA version ...and even went on to color it himself.  On a similar note, here's something I don't normally show...a little bonus for yuh...the original sketch, original line art(s), my color line art, AND the finished product(s).

Original Art by Pervy Angel
Commssioned and Colors by Phillipthe2




Friday, January 3, 2014

Step Four: Fearless Moral Inventory

Out of nothing but sheer, unadulterated boredom I decided to take a little inventory of my work on deviantART and this blog, comparing ratios of mature stuff to the "safe for all audiences" ones.

Currently I have 92 pictures on deviantART, of which 37 are non-mature....that's roughly 2.5 to 1.  Keep in mind however, that is by DA's definition of 'mature'...which doesn't really equate to, you know, reality....so it's probably closer to a 1 to 1 ratio.  On the other hand, this blog currently has 892 images, of which 115 I consider to be non-mature...or 8.2 to 1.  Goddamn...I love me some toon porn!

So, I wonder how that translates to the rest of the Information Superhighway?  (Thank you Al Gore) Is it THAT morally corrupt out there?  Have I done enough to corrupt it....or not enough?

I'm leaning towards 'not enough'.