Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Awesome-ish

Spawning from shear, unadulterated boredom....a little fun with the old "Awesome Face".

Firstly, a little "artistic nude" for deviantART.  Go wander around DA's photography / people & portraits / artistic nude section for a little while.  How exactly does something like this or this qualify?  Nude, certainly.  Artistic, hardly.  Amateur porn, definitely!  Just because you have the ability to get naked and press the shutter button doesn't magically turn you into an artist.



Secondly, who wouldn't wanna have a huge Awesome Face Hitler?  Amaze your friends with your band-width-killing awesomeness while posting to various forums!


Edit - The "Fella" one obviously wouldn't fit DA conformity standards, but it would seem that it doesn't meet Rule 34 standards either.  How queer

8 comments:

  1. yeah, yet another reason i left Deviant art... they only care to delete something when it doesn't bring in all the wank porn click traffic. check out Cosplay Deviants... which has not only nudity, but sexual intercourse. Which I beleive is still against the Terms of FAQ's they pass off as rules.

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  2. EoR: In a word, "disturbing". Then again, semi-nude Slave Leia is just plain AWESOME!! :D http://fav.me/d2dhn1z

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  3. DA banned me today because of my Motivational Posters. I really hate it when shit like that stays up but harmless material like mine gets the boot. >:(

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  4. DH: Ok, I'm at a loss for words...other than to ask, which specific de-motivational? I saw a couple of them, pretty tame (no offense) in comparison to some I've seen on there.

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  5. They were Physics (the one with Sonic), Scared DA? (the one with boobs), Motivational Poster (The one with Tabitha), and Polar Opposites.

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  6. DH: You gotta be shitting me? Really? Permanently banned for those?

    Well, not to dissuade you, but I wouldn't hold out hope for reinstatement. I did...fought and pleaded with them for months...and where did it get me? Mean and bitter. I didn't have the view-count / fan-base the size of 14-bis for example, so there was pretty much no chance of getting back on. Well, aside from sneaking back on with another account and laying low for a while.

    Then again, I have been tempted to do a couple of "fuck you DA" pieces, post'em up and get banned all over again. The sites' just THAT idiotic to me now. To many trolls, too many crusaders, too many rule double standards, making rules up as they go along, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc....

    Hmmm...gives me an idea for my next blog post: "Banned - A Beginners Guide"

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  7. Amen to that, dude. As much as I hate using such political terminology, they're like fuckin' fascists! They'll delete some of the most minor things. I make a character from the Naruto series in a bikini and they tear it down like wolves. I had to create a blogspot so I could have a little freedom.

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  8. Dralavant: Well, technically it's an Oligarchy, but yeah...we all know it's really an Ochlocracy (mob rule) underneath that shiny, people-friendly exterior.

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