Step Four: Fearless Moral Inventory

Out of nothing but sheer, unadulterated boredom I decided to take a little inventory of my work on deviantART and this blog, comparing ratios of mature stuff to the "safe for all audiences" ones.

Currently I have 92 pictures on deviantART, of which 37 are non-mature....that's roughly 2.5 to 1.  Keep in mind however, that is by DA's definition of 'mature'...which doesn't really equate to, you know, reality....so it's probably closer to a 1 to 1 ratio.  On the other hand, this blog currently has 892 images, of which 115 I consider to be non-mature...or 8.2 to 1.  Goddamn...I love me some toon porn!

So, I wonder how that translates to the rest of the Information Superhighway?  (Thank you Al Gore) Is it THAT morally corrupt out there?  Have I done enough to corrupt it....or not enough?

I'm leaning towards 'not enough'.

Brandy Harrington

 "Ooh, I'm Gonna Get You Rabbit!", is Brandy Harrington's catchphrase.  Ehhh, sorry Brandy....not so much this time around.  Then again, on average, rabbits only go at it for about 20 to 40 seconds...wham, bam, thank you ma'am...so it's only a momentary inconvenience for the poor, naked puppy.

Also available in a shitty, edited for deviantART version.

Original Sketch by Shon Howell

Colors by Phillipthe2

Merry Chistmas

Merry Christmas, Fröhliche Weihnachten, Feliz Navidad, Joyeux Noel, Kurisumasu Omedeto, Pozdrevlyayu s prazdnikom Rozhdestva is Novim Godom, Buone Feste Natalizie, Glædelig Jul, Hyvaa joulua, God Jul, Schöni Wienachte, Sung Tan Chuk Ha, Mele Kalikimaka, and Happy Holidays from the G-Man.

Original Art by Gagala 

...and a little Holiday Cheer from yours truly. 

Original Art by Tapdon

Background by Badassk9 / Cartoongirls

Edits by Phillipthe2 

Cats Don't Dance

Minimal promotional merchandise, little if any advertising, one (shitty at best) theatrical trailer, the lead character was voiced by one of the Star Trek captains, and all the while released during the merger of two major media outlets.  Yep, that was the recipe for disaster that was 1997's Cats Don't Dance.

Original Sketch by Grim / TheFuckingDevil

Colors by Phillipthe2

Gift Art

A little gift art from the G-man.  Thanks, bro!

Original Art by Gagala